Friday, February 8, 2013

Celebs must cover up (boobs and bums) at 2013 Grammy awards

The organisers of the Grammy

awards have warned the stars due to

converge at New York's Staples

Centre on Monday for the annual

music industry shindig against

donning thong-type costumes that

reveal the bare fleshy under-curves

of the buttocks or the under-

curvature of breasts.



The event has become notorious for the

outrageous dresses - or lack thereof

- sported by attendees. In 2010, Pink

gyrated on stage in a nude bodysuit,

while Lady Gaga once performed in a

glittering green leotard. In 2000,

Jennifer Lopez triggered headlines

after she wore a revealing Versace

dress to the event.



A year later, Toni

Braxton was seen in a dress that the

New York Post described as

loincloth-esque.



But this year, the organisers at CBS

have decided that some things are

better left to the imagination,

sending out a Wardrobe Advisory

warning stars to avoid problematic

costumes.



"Please be sure that buttocks and

female breasts are adequately

covered," it solemnly reads.



"Thong-

type costumes are problematic.



Please avoid exposing bare fleshy

under-curves of the buttocks and

buttock crack. Bare sides or under

curvature of the breasts is also

problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly

expose female breast nipples.



Please be sure the genital region is

adequately covered so that there is

no visible puffy bare skin exposure."



If anyone was left in any doubt, the

advisory, which was first uncovered

by Deadline.com, goes on to warn

that: "OBSCENITY OR PARTIAL SEEN

OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS

UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST."



Those wondering why CBS decided

to issue the guidelines may find an

answer in the infamous, though

fleeting, Janet Jackson breast-baring

wardrobe malfunction at the 2004

Super Bowl.



The incident led the Federal

Communications Commission to slap

a US$550,000 fine on the network. It

was overturned on appeal - but only

because the US Supreme Court found

the FCC had not been clear about the

bounds of decency. That has since

been remedied; in the words of

Chief Justice John Roberts: "It is now

clear that the brevity of an indecent

broadcast cannot immunise it from

FCC censure.



Is this fair? Should they have done this a long time ago?



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